Sacred:Graveyards and inscriptions

List of inscriptions with the location of the grave and reference

Grave

"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po... To HELL WITH YOU! ! !" - referring to the Teletubbies characters. Guessing someone at Ascaron didn't like them much.

In the Gloomoore graveyard...

"Snarf" - referring to the character, Snarf, from the 80's TV cartoon series, Thundercats!

List of unreferenced inscriptions

Nothing to see here
A shroud, whiter than white
He was never the life and soul of the party And now he no longer has either
Note to self: 'Graves are not publicrest rooms'
But it looked soooo sweeeet
Lobby 10
Don't worry, I'll just fix this up in a jiffy
Room for one more Room for one more!
There will still be a few demons to dispose of later, but at least I will be the new leader!Max Damage Charge AttackUuuuhuuaahh <groan>Aarggh! An intruder! Kill him! Kill him!Vile Ring of the MythsUuuuhuuaahh <groan, yawn>
One nut too much insulting a certain Admin
'What do you mean that is a real Goblin?'
'Just leave a message after the howl, I'll get back to you as soon as possible'
Wannabe Magician who thought playingwith fire was a good idea
In memory of S M
In memory of S M
Squirrel Minion turned good
Don't change the subject, you were supposed to catch the fireball and not use it as a pipe starter
He just could not accept the hint to stay away from the bar
Early attempts to construct an automated wagon failed when a tree, that was not there before, got in the way
Sword Juggling first rule: 'Try tocatch them the right way round'
The last Troll Ball competition ended rather stiffly for this fan
There is more to life than to lie in a box 6 foot under
'Last time I checked he was a mile away' Halenthal said as he commented on the Orc running towards him
'When I said take a break, I did not mean I wanted to break something' she said after a long hike in the hills
After voting unwanted names for the civilians
'Trust me, I can handle this poor lost wolf'
Xrystal to the Dragon
And she said; 'I have an idea, lets play catch the goblin'
And he said: 'Just one more to complete this set'
'Since when were you a Healer?'
Here lies 'Ohhh, flashing red button' - Tim
Murray
Krank said: 'Hey they are scared of me'
I danced right into his arms 'Cept he wasn't who I thought he was Who lets undead into a bar anyway?
And she said: 'No, no, no You do it like this'
Ascon
Yes, well, thinking you are a bird and leapingoff that cliff didn't make you one
Zi-a-dane after a close encounter in the end minutes of a Troll Ball Match
Westka
Her last words were: 'I didn't do it, honestly'
A M Death of a salesman
Who throwsa pebble, I mean come on?!?
Grizzly was big like a grizzly, fuzzy like a grizzly, but as soon as he popped that bee's nest for honey he found out he was definitely NOT a grizzly
'No, what he said was: What you see is what you get, there was no insider joke'
The suspect is small, round and has a jolly laugh Uses a hammer freely
And then he said: 'What did you mean when you said there were only one or two of them'
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po to hell with you! ! !
(About time too)
Just because he called himself Eagle did not mean he could fly!
'It calledme a troll first' she said, misinterpreting the warnings and screams of everyone else
Dragon, I don't think it's right that you should be so aggressive towards me Can't we talk about this?
Go raid treasure chests or something
What was it you said was in this drink again?
I don't like the way that fella is looking at me, I only told him to clean his teeth
Another brave man who attempted to verify Lexchicky's lack of undergarments and met the business end of a Cuddlebunny's mace
Of course thewater is deep enough to jump into from this height
Make sure you don't forget to make it a tight knot, I don't want this door falling on my head
Anyone reading this will awaken the forces of darkness
This nice spot is reserved for a final opponent
Stabbed in the back by Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen in a quarrel about 80 Ancarian gold crowns
Here lie A'Ndariel, Du'Riel, Mephistopheles, Di'Abilo and Ba-al (please do not open)
Moz
Here Lies Bart, He DID have a cow man!
We were lucky enough to close this one don't open it please!
Approaching that horse from behind was not a good idea
Hey can I haveone of those 'Schniepel' things?
There and at some point hopefully back again
You got it all wrong, you use the sword like this
Oh no, not again!
I was young and needed the money
Diedemus took the joke a little too seriously when I said that catching a spear in the forehead was fun
The Magicians' Guild thanks the family, particular the wife and children, for donating this guinea pig
He came, he sought and found a tunnel of light
Here lies Hatu-Ni, the Orc chef, who lived before the gates of Ascar-Dur
Have you no respect?
In order to activate the ultimate cheat of void, go to DOS and type format c: and press ENTER
Hatu-Ni should never have tried her own food
Note to self: 'Don't accept dinnerinvitations from Vampires'
Here lies A R Malion
no Pillip (or something like that)
And there he thought playing hide-and-seek in a spider cave was a good idea
Psst no one here, nothing to see, go away!
Of course those green things are in actual fact children in green clothing
He did not want to be the one to test the latest 'Spell of Shieldwall' but it was done anyway
You consider yourself an architect or why are you looking into my grave?
Thank you but no, I do not require a newly decorated grave
The body has been separated from the soul, for security reasons Which bit is buried here?
This is not a grave, in actual fact it is a test of curiosity which you have just failed
Ogan, Artist of Bellevue
Markus 'Not without my GeForce' Reiser
I can think of many other better things to do with my life
Michel 'I read Concept-Scrolls' van Berg
Alexander 'Now if I just pull this lever' van James W
Here lies Ericus Can-Tona, in his days he was a star
This is the tomb of Gor-Dons Br-Owns, took so many taxes, he made us frown
Jason of the Price
Grave, a final frontier
You are Corpse Nr 172, congratulations youhave won an all inclusive trip to Isselhorst
Here rests AJW& we dug as deep as we could!
In memory of 'I will drink whatever you pour into my glass' - Irina
Mario 'Dragons are not a challenge' Endlich
Marcus, builder of worlds
Marc, creator of the world
Come to 'Grave Booking Inc' where we offer a special 'Buy one get one free deal'
and forgot she was not a toy
Britte, Charburner of Hedgenton (South)
Michael, Charburner of Hedgenton (North)
His last words: 'Interesting, I always wondered what the Dragon stomach looked like from the inside'
Here rests 'How cute, a baby dragon, where are your friends?' - Tim
And he engraved 'I was here' into the Golem
Roger 'I would never swindle' Swindells
Public notice: 'Goblins are not pets to be house trained'
'Just call me the dam fixer'
Alan "I didn't add this to my list of things to do" Wild
Liane Welp, lived, farmed, died
had a little snare
'Its ok, I took the label off, should be fine now,' he said
Peter Patrick of Colins found what he was not looking for It made him as happyas a stiffy
Lezenko
Snarf
Belxjander, I swear I should not use Linu-ix that often
Nicole
Eanith
Keimax
Note to self: 'Attending a Dragon Convention should not be taken to heart'
Here lies TheHangedMan who lived in a place where his name had meaning
Ingo Bertram
Here lies the evidence
Here lies Peter, who tried to balance the unbalancable
Obviously they where
He knew none of them
Something DO come from waiting
So leave it alone!
Who were the heroes, fallen in conflict?
Wish YOU were here
Peter Wild, lying asleep, "This isn't my bed, it's far too deep!"
Nice, exclusive room, fresh air and my pillowwas where?
Mario Endlich
But I wanted to be cremated
Blackstaff came, Blackstaff went, to download heaven, he was sent
'Ok so I drank your 'magic' potion that's supposed to make all my problems go away, now what?'
Reserved for my beloved wife
'I am telling you, I had nothing to do with it'
Here lay the trollsThe human kind that hang on the forums
So I tried to fake my death but I don't deserve this treatment!
Resurrected again, but alas a sniper-arrow wrapped with the note 'That's for closing my thread!' laid him low once more
Note to parents: Don't name your child after something that sounds like a growl, it could be the death of them
Moya
No I do not need another make-over!
Find all the graves and get a special reward!
Famous last words: 'C++ Runtime Error'
Format C: should not be taken literally
Death - Nature's way of saying "Slow down, you're doing too much
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, that's a troll?
Mass grave for all erased Betatest-characters
The bodies of those that will not be missed
Eerazor, slayer of green 'Schniepel' fanatics
Here lies Ingo the Drillmaster, finally drilled to death
And he said 'Are Dragons tickly under their feet?'
Vin Dows - never a stable man who only saw blue in the end
Beta Patch 17 Release 39
The good of the many do seem to outweigh the need of the one
I still can't believe it's all over!
If you are reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself Go do something useful!
Elvis
Ok, joke is over, let me out now!
Dolly B Special Grave
Can't we talk about this like normal people?
Inst Aller, output problem unknown
'I really hate it when that happens' he said
Beta-Grave-Testers welcome!
'Lemme just see what happens when I put this inhere' he said
Here lies Mattius of Zero who wanted to be the One
Horses looked like pigs
How the devil should I know how to fix this?
Character could not cause damage
A pink elephant
'It could be worse' she said
'Where in Ancaria's name did that thing come from' he shoutedin the bitter end
'It takes a second to reload, what more do you want?' the Mage protested
'Now here, in the wilderness, we have our first encounter with something they call a Harpy' she said as she led the biology class out for a field trip
The Jester did not realize it was a real 16-Ton weight
Lightning and trees just do NOT go together
Karl Ranseier
Note to self: Jumping off a mountain without a soft place to land is not a good idea
'Playing catch with a dragon that was a REALLY good idea'
Rumors of my death are greatly overestimated!
He was told he would meet an untimely death if he was serious about that relationship of his with that strange pale looking woman
Alas, he did not know his followers were all colorblind
Never tell krank you ran out of ice-cubes This man did
Other appointments on request
'Looking for part-time job, spit all the time, every time'
Nr 5
'Engage!' he said
Grave INC
'No, not that one!'
Speak to the grave, the face does not want to hear it!
'The rudeness and ignorance of some people is bloody amazing'
This is really your last warning, stop opening the Graves!
and now his grave is closed
'This is what I mean about being different'
The Dragon that he fed, was the cause he's dead
'Iam telling you, this is what I mean about arrogance, he never listened' he claimed while trying to convince an Orc to play nice
Unlike Bugs Bunny, Savior was too inept to fool Elmer the Wabbit slayer
'This was not the end we agreed on!'
I am here, now what?
The Rat Dog overestimated himself while trying to bite the ankle of a Dragon
Why is it so hot all of a sudden
'What do you mean they are not really pixels?'
How were we to know he wasn't a REAL pinata and that the bats would hurt?
Lars 'That was not in the Concept' Berenbrinker
Famous last words: 'Don't tell me what I can and can't do'
Famous last words: 'Time to kick some Goblin butt'
What the
'You see, this is what makes me different' he said
The idea was to get ON the horse, not UNDER it
Is it me or has something strange happened?
'What you mean that club was real?'
Steffen 'IcePhantom' D and Julia 'Butterfliege' H - And she said "I don't have long fingernails& "
Sebastian Yakko Zhorel - Never give up!
Fox2405 - In memory of Mangar and Lagoth Zanta Beat you and ended up here
Sir Richfield - 'Do I look like a hammer swinger?'
'The Dragons have calmed down, you can go in now'
Fastjack - Sacred Forum Office Please leave bread and water on the grave stone provided
Lady - Famous last words: 'Dragon-fire? What dragon-fire??
Gamefaq He who finds a bug can keep it Nofeeding them though! Had I only known in advance
Uwe Durendal Schrder - 'They shot the wrong Beatle!'
Robin - who got lost in Sherwood
Oliver Vendetta Kahrau - Pikes turned out to be too weak after all
Sebastian Totti' Klocke - 'Another Mage in Paradise!'
Christian Laurelin Loch Don't attack the wolves! They appear to be harmless
LesserHellspawn - 'A spawn from hell was reduced to lesser quality grave fillings& '
Sebastian alfi Alfers - 'Here lies his Wood-Elf, caught and sentenced to life imprisonment inside of a grave due to excessive speeding'
Steffen Rhion Bhre 'Death is a door, time is a window, I shall return!'
Bernd Freebyte Hohmann - 'My mercy is full? I will split your skull!'
Katja Berenike Fischer - The little Angel ;-)
Christian Zeitgeist Handwerk - Here I AM The hell-raiser-in-chief, the rebel-rouser and the master of darkness
Andreas 'Darky' Gottwald, Those who die early, remain dead longer
Shadow - 'A shadow of one's self '
Adorno - What does health have anything to do with it? It does not save you from being stupid!
Michael Qestraal Andrew - 'Here lies Qestraal& I finally spelled it right!'
Jukka Savior82 Peltola - 'Wabbit season!'
Mattias_C - 'Here lies Mattias_C who had far too many doughnuts'
LibertyRogue13 - 'Here lies JB, after untold hours of testing and play, he forgot to feed and wasted away'
Mario Mozgy Mikocevic - 'life# kill -9 1'
Carolyn DaGirl Hacker - DaGirl took testing the absence of a survival bonus to a whole new level by telling herself I am gameplay testing with 0 SB
Halenthal - 'After finding fame and fortune in Port Royale, Halenthal visited Tortuga where he met his end at the hands of a pirate hunter in the pay of a wealthy patrician'
Krank - 'Which version are we on now?'
Huron Blackheart - If I had a nickel for every time he told me that after being told the screenshots will come soon
Wim Striker Oversteyns - 'Here lies Striker, at the end he was too short'
Jeroen Raisor Laureyssens - 'Playing trollball without the understanding of goblin rules was not such a good idea& '
Janne Beldin Karttunen - Modem $%$$!
Norbert Zlots - 'He's one tough cookie to slug it out with now'
Mirko Eerazor Worsley - 'The one who drove his slaves just a bit too far off the edge'
Striker - 'Lost the 'Who is shorter?' competition with a goblin and lost his head'
Raisor - 'Assuming a Goblin leg is a green Ha'Tu'Ni sausage did not make things better for him'
Christiane 'Criosa' Clarenbach
ZigFive - 'Zig only reached the age of five, and stopped aging'
Stefan 'Nameless_One' Balzer
Chaliux - 'Death is just another path One that we all must take'
'Baumeister Apprentice out of Darkend'
'His lip was sharper than his understanding'
'The wrong place at the wrong time'
'His name is Jack, and this is his box'
Sweety - 'The sweetest dutch lady since the invention of chocolate'
'The forgotten protector of Ancaria and former master smith'
'Playing football with a goblin head made him rather unpopular& '
for today& '
'Lost balance in the end& '
Death was Nature's way of telling him to slow down
I want to be a pirate!
Tea time!
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it
This is the result of an addicted Betatester
Famous last words of a programmer, "Damn, my brain has a fatal error"
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Badger badger badger& mushrooms
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out of a window
Stefan S - still waiting for Binky
SQUEAK?
Bones for sale& bones for sale!
Attack After you!
The report of my death was an exaggeration
He who runs away lives to die another day
I can't afford to die, I'd lose too much money
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Waaasssssuuuuupp?
This is the real Underworld
It is keeping me sane - AEW
These 'bugs' get everywhe& aaaaaaah'
You can run and you can hide but you will never get away alive
I am living in a box
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
You won't catch me alive
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
Size DOES matter!
Thieves respect property - they merely wish the property to become their property that they may better respect it
Truth is sacred and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it
It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up
Every time I learn something new, something old disappears to make room for it
and her eyes
With a fax
Oh Alan - we still wanted more!
Goblins here, goblins there, pesky goblins everywhere&
B-e-a-utiful
Right next to mine
Open at your own risk
Waterspout
I recommend the route across Faeries Crossing into the Barony of Mascarell Shaddar's Tower
He was too slow!
Wasn't me!
We died for the swarm
The clamps were too tight, he later discovered
Kleb-Dracad - Black Adder
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Schizophrenic? Me? No, we're not
CENSORED!
D E Sign - He wanted more features
Long lost and never recovered
And then there was silence!
They didn't need him anymore
May he not rest at all!
He who dies early is dead for a long time
His motto was: Live hard - die young!
Don't even think about it
I'll be back!
There's all hell loose down here
If Master Nuke-Nuke could Nuke Nuk-Nuks,how many Nuk-Nuks could a Nuke-Nuke Nuk-Nuk Nuker Nuke?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
But the gravestones made flee him in fear
No one is missing me& *cry*
Count me out!
Quiet up there!
Read more books!
and considerably easier to write with
Death is just the beginning!
Never too young to die
Game Over
Stop staring!
Leave me alone!
Yes, you stay right above me&
Don't think you are& know you are!
Mummy TV
The old buildserver is resting here
God heals and the doctor takes the fee
All I will say is when I go, they go too
I'm not afraid to die I just don't want to be there when it happens
If you cannot get rid of the family skeletons, you may as well make them dance
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it
Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
The only completely consistent people are the dead
30 End
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow& but phone calls taper off
If you are reading this gravestone, could you please adjust the date?
Who in their right mind designs a square world?! I feel like a 3D corpse in a 2D grave
Dead Simply dead
Several monsters
For rent& 0-800-DEATH
Three legs, four arms and one head
Have you ever seen a big dwarf?
Raziel - too late again
A strange glimmer is blinding thee
Of series II
Will ever have heard!
At least this time she wasn't ginger
& Alas for poor old worn-out Tim!
It beggars belief how he seldom chucked
His charity hair still unwaxed
However, death doesn't get worse every year
Rideg Stumel - Midgets Rule
Thar Eross - Short Arse
Kabelrinte - Ankle Biter
Thodram Amfist - I'm Short and Fat
Goilomn Gilisfon - Gim1i 50n Of G10in
Dralkcib - Baldrick
Relmin - Merlin
D'Brae'Sineltei - Daniel Seibert
J'Dahn'Nielo - Daniel John
E'sal Hy-Lef - Faye's Hell
Arhles Twag - Helga's Wrath
Raane - Aarne
Solwemyr - M Worsely
Ettol'Rahc-Notwen - Charlotte Newton
Fadalmar - Ralf Adam
What happens if you strap toast to the back of a falling cat?
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization
People often say that motivation doesn't last Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily
Us no more
Wickesy's imagination and inspiration lie here Idle
Delta 351: "Give us another clue, we have digital watches!"
It was the dying I couldn't take
Death really hates that!
When a thief kisses you, count your teeth
A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake
Consistency - anyone!?
No, it's The Localizer!
The Localizer - "just quickly (TM)"
It's just a mossy grave
Nothing to see here but a few old bones
Dark and damp, not the most pleasant of sleeping arrangements
The gravestone is covered in lichen
This gravestone is illegible
The writing on this gravestone has worn away with time
They said it was safe&
When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing
The person you have called is temporarily unavailable&
Your order please
Phew! Someone around here needs a mint, and it's not me
I'm important and busy& who's there?
Yes, this is a gravestone, now move on
BOO! Scared, huh?
Ohh, you brought me some flowers?
Hello World!
Stop trampling on my grave or I will come and haunt your house
As seldom she slept before - alone!
Bob the squirrel
Famous last words: 'Ahh the medicine I have been waiting for'
The NPC job market is currently undergoing a crisis
My wife rests here, her time is past, and I have got some peace at last
Alone? Need friends? Never fear, your new buddies are here
A frequent user of the 'Kill monsters, get experience points for free' wanted to get a final deal
since I am not going to make much use of mounted close combat, I shall make do withlevel 3 skills or something similar
Of course I love to play 'Hunt the Dragon'
(Macabre and Public Resting Advertising Agency)
'I never said I wanted the free 'Stab-Ye-Ol-Self-Sword' that way,' he said
No, you don't
Just one more and I reach the next level of enlightenment
If he hadn't tripped he would not be lying here
And she spoke: You call THAT a dagger? '
True strength is not always expressed as aggression But running away was a really stupid idea Anyone who believes that project managers manage projects believes that pharmacists farm
Ralph Roder
Celal Kandemiroglu
Daniel Balster
Christian Franke
Holger Flttmann
Peter Luber
Markus Hublein
Michel Dumont
Ingo Biermann
Lars Hammer
Roger Boerdijk
Steve Manekeller
Cosmin Bulau
Hans-Arno Wegner
Franz Stradal
Aarne Jungerberg
Michael T Bhatty
Alan Wild
Mirko Worsley
Christian Altrogge
Dirk Niestadtktter
Jens Blome
Ramses Schiller
Stephan Drews
Sebastian Henke
Sebastian Walter
Dirk Schumacher
Frank Lunnebach
Ronald Rehm
Marc Oberhuser
Markus Boltersdorf
Markus Reiser
Henno Hobein
Dag Winderlich
Andy Maes
Lars Berenbrinker
Torsten Allard
Raphael Dumont
'Stand here?' - we laughed
He did not realize what was meant by 'Permanent Resident' until it was too late
No mountain too high, no grave too deep
'Look at me, I am a star!'
Dig'em Fill'em - We dig them, you fill them
Note to self: Acting with live props is not a good idea
Here lies Ati, the cartographer, who got caught in the net of limbo
'I would rather die than marry the likes of her' he said
That's the magic of being held by a hill giant after insulting its mother
Here lies a pirate copier
'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
'What spider?' he said
'Ohhh a Pain +400 percent Item'
Bugnote 96524:Keyboard error, press F1 to continue
Gravemaster XXXXII
Luis Cypher
And this time, you're staying put
Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE to obtain a specialone-way-ticket
Press ALT+F4 to go back to basics
0800-G-R-A-V-E-F-O-R-Y-O-U
Look there is nothing to see here!
Some 'I love Graves' person took his hobby a little too seriously
Erected by the 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
The operation waiting list is getting shorter
Heart Donor
He needed deeper insights
'Is that edible?'
He obviously had the right stiff
Custom Headstones INC
Well now, that was easy
The body of a woman
The body of a man

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