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== Graves == | == Graves == | ||
− | Here lies Fred. He asked a High Elf general "You and what army?" | + | *Here lies Fred. He asked a High Elf general "You and what army?" |
− | + | *Apparently you should NOT jump off a bridge just because your friends do. | |
− | Apparently you should NOT jump off a bridge just because your friends do. | + | *Famous last words: " We can trust this Ogre. See? He's smiling." |
− | + | *Seems the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" thing was just a marketing ploy. | |
− | Famous last words: " We can trust this Ogre. See? He's smiling." | + | :- ''reference to the description of DC Comic's Superman ""faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a *single bound", which, in this case, was of no help to this grave victim'' |
− | + | *Here lie Lady Argyle's first ten husbands. | |
− | Seems the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" thing was just a marketing ploy. | + | *Here lie the investigators of Lady Argyle's missing husbands. |
− | :- ''reference to the description of DC Comic's Superman ""faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound", which, in this case, was of no help to this grave victim'' | + | *This space reserved for Lady Argyle's next husband. |
− | + | *Why he thought he could pet a Hellhound, no one will ever know. | |
− | Here lie Lady Argyle's first ten husbands. | + | *Here lies one-handed joe. His Hellhound bit the hand that fed it. |
− | + | *"Just pull another one- piece of cake" | |
− | Here lie the investigators of Lady Argyle's missing husbands. | ||
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− | This space reserved for Lady Argyle's next husband. | ||
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− | Why he thought he could pet a Hellhound, no one will ever know. | ||
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− | Here lies one-handed joe. His Hellhound bit the hand that fed it. | ||
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− | "Just pull another one- piece of cake" | ||
:- ''Another possible reference to the Portal Video game, where the player finds out after solving the game's puzzles that the cake offered as a motivator is a lie.'' | :- ''Another possible reference to the Portal Video game, where the player finds out after solving the game's puzzles that the cake offered as a motivator is a lie.'' | ||
− | + | *Here lie Martha Inch and George Myle. The Reaper was given an inch and took a mile. | |
− | Here lie Martha Inch and George Myle. The Reaper was given an inch and took a mile. | + | *Never play hopscotch with a mine laying dwarf. |
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− | Never play hopscotch with a mine laying dwarf. | ||
:- ''The [[Sacred:Dwarf|Dwarf ]] was one of the two new characters released with Sacred Underworld, who sported a mine-laying Combat Art'' | :- ''The [[Sacred:Dwarf|Dwarf ]] was one of the two new characters released with Sacred Underworld, who sported a mine-laying Combat Art'' | ||
− | + | *Never ask a flamethrowing Dwarf for a light. | |
− | Never ask a flamethrowing Dwarf for a light. | ||
:- ''The [[Sacred:Dwarf|Dwarf ]] was one of the two new characters released with Sacred Underworld, and had a flamethrower as a choice of weapon'' | :- ''The [[Sacred:Dwarf|Dwarf ]] was one of the two new characters released with Sacred Underworld, and had a flamethrower as a choice of weapon'' | ||
− | + | *Still waiting for the number 42 bus. | |
− | Still waiting for the number 42 bus. | ||
:- ''The number 42 was the summation of the universe in the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".'' | :- ''The number 42 was the summation of the universe in the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".'' | ||
− | + | *Experience is a wonderful thing. It allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. | |
− | Experience is a wonderful thing. It allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. | + | *The undead have no sense of humor. |
− | + | *Lars' hammer wasn't quite big enough for that last fight. | |
− | The undead have no sense of humor. | ||
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− | Lars' hammer wasn't quite big enough for that last fight. | ||
:- ''Reference to Lars Hammer, the dev from Sacred 2 who was responsible for Sound and Music - [http://www.darkmatters.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=8448 Interview with Lars Hammer]'' | :- ''Reference to Lars Hammer, the dev from Sacred 2 who was responsible for Sound and Music - [http://www.darkmatters.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=8448 Interview with Lars Hammer]'' | ||
− | + | *Here lies Mirko's post count. | |
− | Here lies Mirko's post count. | ||
:- ''reference Mirko Worsley, community manager for the Sacred International forum when Sacred was originally released. He had been known to change his post count, with the community posting comments about his ever-changing count'' | :- ''reference Mirko Worsley, community manager for the Sacred International forum when Sacred was originally released. He had been known to change his post count, with the community posting comments about his ever-changing count'' | ||
− | + | *Never taunt a zombie by saying "Bite me." | |
− | Never taunt a zombie by saying "Bite me." | + | *My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. |
− | + | *Playing Red Riding hood with a real wolf isn't a good idea. | |
− | My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. | ||
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− | Playing Red Riding hood with a real wolf isn't a good idea. | ||
== Interesting Photographs == | == Interesting Photographs == |
Revision as of 15:56, 6 November 2010
Central Stump as Carving
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Graves
- Here lies Fred. He asked a High Elf general "You and what army?"
- Apparently you should NOT jump off a bridge just because your friends do.
- Famous last words: " We can trust this Ogre. See? He's smiling."
- Seems the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" thing was just a marketing ploy.
- - reference to the description of DC Comic's Superman ""faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a *single bound", which, in this case, was of no help to this grave victim
- Here lie Lady Argyle's first ten husbands.
- Here lie the investigators of Lady Argyle's missing husbands.
- This space reserved for Lady Argyle's next husband.
- Why he thought he could pet a Hellhound, no one will ever know.
- Here lies one-handed joe. His Hellhound bit the hand that fed it.
- "Just pull another one- piece of cake"
- - Another possible reference to the Portal Video game, where the player finds out after solving the game's puzzles that the cake offered as a motivator is a lie.
- Here lie Martha Inch and George Myle. The Reaper was given an inch and took a mile.
- Never play hopscotch with a mine laying dwarf.
- - The Dwarf was one of the two new characters released with Sacred Underworld, who sported a mine-laying Combat Art
- Never ask a flamethrowing Dwarf for a light.
- - The Dwarf was one of the two new characters released with Sacred Underworld, and had a flamethrower as a choice of weapon
- Still waiting for the number 42 bus.
- - The number 42 was the summation of the universe in the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- The undead have no sense of humor.
- Lars' hammer wasn't quite big enough for that last fight.
- - Reference to Lars Hammer, the dev from Sacred 2 who was responsible for Sound and Music - Interview with Lars Hammer
- Here lies Mirko's post count.
- - reference Mirko Worsley, community manager for the Sacred International forum when Sacred was originally released. He had been known to change his post count, with the community posting comments about his ever-changing count
- Never taunt a zombie by saying "Bite me."
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Playing Red Riding hood with a real wolf isn't a good idea.
Interesting Photographs
Direct view of Cemetery from within
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View of Cemetery from entrance
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