User:Munera

Griffinborough Cemetary

Graves

• Aleksandr Solzhenintsyn - RIP, and thanks for all the words.

• Darwin Award winner #29

• Estelle Getty - RIP, and thanks for all the laughs.

• Heath Ledger - RIP, and thanks for all the movies.

• Hiram Bullock - RIP, and thanks for all that jazz.

• "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Warren Zevon - RIP, and thanks for all the tunes.

• In honor of Torsten Meier: Silence was cowardly, talking was gold!

• Joseph Weizenbaum - RIP, and thanks for ELIZA.

• Last Words: "You wimps, this bridge is perfectly safaaaaaahhhhhhgggggghhhhhhh..."

• Please knock before entering.

• Robert Aspirin _ RIP, and thanks for all the books.

• While you're distracted reading this, my ghost is picking your pocket.

• You cannot assault the fortress of Khorad Nur armed only with a small fruit knife.

• You've been rick rolled!

• Yves Saint Laurent - RIP, and thanks for all the fashion.

Advertising Grave

• The United Undertakers "Daisypushers" welcome you

The package "Tender Greetings" includes both a lying surface of 2,10 metres in a quiality coffin made of Ancarian oak, as well as the complimentary undead guarantee for ten years. Accessories include a Kobold plush imitation, a death bell, two T-Energy powered death lights, and a statue of Lumen (other gods on request). If you have any questions or if you wish to have a test lie.in, find the nearest portal and travel to Thylysium. You will find us near the temple.

Gravestones

• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

• Be careful what you wish for . I wished to find a way to solve all my problems. Now they're solved but I'm here.

• Dave Allen RIP and thanks for seeing life as it was.

• Gene Roddenberry RIP and thanks for boldly going where no man went before...

• George Calin RIP and thanks for all the laughs.

• Here lies Andreas L. He asked for POls once too often...

• I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

• I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

• In honor of Heiko tom Felde: Guardians of the Iceberg!

• Kimba and Pebbles RIP - I am grateful that you blessed me with your love.

• Markus had one Long Island Tea too many.

• Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Guardians of Souls

• Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. - Wilde

• A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Cicero

• Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Hoover

Statues

• All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. - Aristotle

• Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.- Welles

• If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - Tolkien

• I will die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

• One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one. - Christie

• Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things wich cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when take little by little. - Plutarch

• The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions. - Confucius

• Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. - Proverb